DING DING DING DING DING...POW POW POW...WOOP WOOP WOOP!

This magical device takes your money...multiplies it by 3 to 20 times and allows you to stay at a nice hotel and enjoy two nice meals for two for FREE! I want one for the house...preloaded with LOTS of cash!  

DING DING DING DING DING...POW POW POW...WOOP WOOP WOOP!