As I am leaving my home this morning after a relaxing weekend...the cool morning air was refreshing to my face. I turned to lock the door and my opened soda slipped from my hand and landed squarely between my feet...exploding in a chocolate hue of foam then jet propelled spray straight up and all over me and the front porch. As I watched streams form and drip from my glasses...I was amazed at my ability to say not a word...make not a gesture. I calmly unlocked the door...went back inside...wiped down and continued my Monday morning. Many apologies to my family and neighbors that are telepathically sensitive.
